Ironic

Theres 2 ways to use it
With a friend; IF if find iron in minecraft, you can say "well thats ironic" have make you friend question why they still hangout with you
Without friends; If if find iron in minecraft, you can say "well thats ironic" and then look around and see no one, and have the slow realization that you are going to die alone for your Long and pathetic life, which has no meaning and we are nothing to the universe and one day all Humana will die a painful death...

You: *Finds iron* "Well that's ironic lol"
Friend: No one loves you
You: okay... D:
Friend: And you adopted
You: AM I REALLY!?!?!?!?!?

You: *Once again finds some iron* "tHaTs sO iRoNiC"
Friend:
You: Oh...

:(

by CumSlayer April 4, 2022

THE IRON CROSS OF PORK

A crossbow used by PORKINSTEIN Members made by DEPOT TECHNO himself paired with harming arrows this crossbow is said to be able to one shot someone in full Netherite armor if used correctly

I used the THE IRON CROSS OF PORK for PORKINSTEIN

by DEPOT TECHNO April 14, 2022

Iron lung

Person who can smoke a whole cigarette in one toke

Arca iron lung over here

by Donny94 November 4, 2021

Iron Man

Men with crippling addictions to wrapping themselves up in tin foil, iron, or anything metal related. They then go around pretending they are a Marvel Superhero.

Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today”
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN

by B-Monkey Obama November 14, 2021

Iron Maiden

Literally the best band of all time. Nothing compares

Person 1- Hey what Iron Maiden song should I listen to?
Person 2- Try Out Of The Silent Planet, Hell On Earth, Piece Of Mind, or Powerslave.

by Don't Look Here March 13, 2022

Ironically

A term used by people to justify actions or slang they use (which may be considered offensive or socially embarrassing) as being used to sarcastically make fun of people who do these things in full sincerity.

Secretly, they're serious about it too though.

James: Dude, stop saying cringe. That stopped being funny years ago.
Andrew: No dude it's ok, I say it ironically.

by Thenimas January 24, 2022

Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.

Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker

by saucyg October 2, 2021