stay at home mom

This term is commonly used on facebook to indicate that you are a baby momma on welfare with at least one, but more likely, multiple children born out of wedlock with each child by a different baby daddy. The baby daddies are typically criminals and drug addicts. These women use the term in an attempt to elevate their status, but most people see through the ruse and know they are nothing but lazy, uneducated, drug addled hoochies.

Susan: Did you see Tiffany's facebook page? It says her employment status is a stay at home mom.
Bill: Really? Last I heard, she was staying with her dealer a few blocks down. She must have gotten knocked up again. I'm surprised child protective services hasn't taken her kids away yet. When they do, she will really be hurting from losing all those welfare benefits.

by Miner'sCanary June 24, 2015

home skillet biscuit

Someone or something cool.

Wow, you home skillet biscuit! You're so cool.
That slushie is a home skillet biscuit.

by yo kv June 11, 2006

come home to you

When your man is out with a side bitch and comes home to you (the main bitch)

I'll come home to you after I visit Katie.

by Keanie Walker April 20, 2017

stay-at-home Charlie

A common phrase in Hertfordshire, England, this jocular compound is virtually synonymous with homeboy, though with perhaps more couth-potatoey connotations.

I'm too much of a stay-at-home Charlie to go travelling in my gap year.

by anycon April 4, 2005

Detroit Home Invasion

When a man dumps a bowl of glass shards into his partner’s (preferably a female’s) vagina and proceeds to dropkick the woman repeatedly until she orgasms.

Never go to the city of Detroit, unless you’re prepared for a Detroit Home Invasion.

by DoomedMoon October 19, 2021

Home Run King

A man who when entering a room causes women to rip off there clothes.

Well then phone over Sean he's a Home Run King. If he comes over all the chicks will be ripping off their clothes. The only problem is they all might go home with him

by Quirkly March 15, 2011

Going Home Celebration

1.(n.) Funeral.
A very sad event. This term is popular amongst some religious people who believe in the afterlife (i.e. - the person's soul is going back home to heaven).

Sister Rachel: Will you be attending Sister Lana's Going Home Celebration, Sister Beverly?
Sister Beverly: She passed? God bless her soul.

by that guy who watches you December 27, 2009