“I’m gooning on ur grandma”
by rcrftvububvyf February 15, 2024
Get the gooningmug. The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.
Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024
Get the Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooningmug. 
Vigorously masturbating to magazines you find at the dentist appointment for hours possibly even days
Here are a few more example sentences about fishing:
“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."
"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."
“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river
“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."
"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."
“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river
“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
by I CAN TELL YOU RIDE July 18, 2025
Get the Gooningmug. an activity where you insert a whole mango as an anal plug and you aggressively listen to mango or balkan rage phonk on full blast while you proceed to goon as quickly and as forcefully as you can to achieve the epitome of pleasure
by oshiiii December 20, 2024
Get the Balkan mango goonmug. 
