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fagalicious fruit cake

n.1.a gay man that is as annoying as getting fruit cakes for christmas.
2.an unpleasent gay person that is refered to as a fruit
v.3.the act of bieng a fagalicious fruit cake
1.Shut up you fagalicious fruit cake.
2.Go away you fagalicious fruit cake.
3.You fagaliciously fruit caked him!
by Jonny B.Jones June 20, 2006
mugGet the fagalicious fruit cakemug.

Arabian fruit salad

A man cores a coreable fruit and proceeds to fuck the hole it provides.
I was so horny the other day and the Arabian fruit salad was so much better than my right hand.
by MiJaWi March 22, 2011
mugGet the Arabian fruit saladmug.

Fruit Punch Special

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.
My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!
by me October 19, 2004
mugGet the Fruit Punch Specialmug.

low-lying fruit

a plain jane that follows her better looking friends around and tries to sleep with their cast aways
Meghan got Bob shit-faced and tried to start up a threesome with us, she is such a piece of low-lying fruit.

That girl is low-lying fruit, she's hitting on every guy I brought here.
by mel monster April 18, 2010
mugGet the low-lying fruitmug.

Fruit Roll Up

The situation in which you go down on a girl during her period, cover your face with her "juices", let them dry, and peel them off, only to eat the hardened product.
Kevin saved Martha's fruit roll up in the fridge.
by E-Money February 21, 2003
mugGet the Fruit Roll Upmug.

low-hanging fruit

A Male With low-hanging fruit (Nuts, Balls, Testes, Etc..)
Boy He Has Some low-hanging fruit
by KingSparta June 23, 2008
mugGet the low-hanging fruitmug.

stone-fruit

a term describing someone who has an over-the-top reaction to small annoyances. also known as apricot-boy.
Oh my god why are you such a stone-fruit???
by hottest_eddie_45 May 15, 2008
mugGet the stone-fruitmug.

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