fagalicious fruit cake

n.1.a gay man that is as annoying as getting fruit cakes for christmas.
2.an unpleasent gay person that is refered to as a fruit
v.3.the act of bieng a fagalicious fruit cake
1.Shut up you fagalicious fruit cake.
2.Go away you fagalicious fruit cake.
3.You fagaliciously fruit caked him!
by Jonny B.Jones June 20, 2006
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Arabian fruit salad

A man cores a coreable fruit and proceeds to fuck the hole it provides.
I was so horny the other day and the Arabian fruit salad was so much better than my right hand.
by MiJaWi March 07, 2011
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Fruit Punch Special

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.
My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!
by me October 20, 2004
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low-lying fruit

a plain jane that follows her better looking friends around and tries to sleep with their cast aways
Meghan got Bob shit-faced and tried to start up a threesome with us, she is such a piece of low-lying fruit.

That girl is low-lying fruit, she's hitting on every guy I brought here.
by mel monster April 18, 2010
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Fruit Roll Up

The situation in which you go down on a girl during her period, cover your face with her "juices", let them dry, and peel them off, only to eat the hardened product.
by E-Money February 22, 2003
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low-hanging fruit

A Male With low-hanging fruit (Nuts, Balls, Testes, Etc..)
Boy He Has Some low-hanging fruit
by KingSparta July 11, 2008
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stone-fruit

a term describing someone who has an over-the-top reaction to small annoyances. also known as apricot-boy.
Oh my god why are you such a stone-fruit???
by hottest_eddie_45 May 14, 2008
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