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magical fruit 

beans, for the make you toot.
Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat beans for every meal.
magical fruit by Nugget April 27, 2003

Dragon Fruit 

A Dragon Fruit is a person who looks extremely attractive but has absolutely no personality, similar to how an actual dragon fruit looks magnificent, but has no taste whatsoever.
“How bout that girl in Biology? Do you like her?” “Nah man, she’s a total dragon fruit.”
Dragon Fruit by OHC3221 December 21, 2018

ish mu fruit 

Whatever one wants it to mean.
I ish mu fruit you.
You ish mu fruit.
You're my ish mu fruit.
Ish mu fruit.
ish mu fruit by Zachary Milburn October 14, 2006

The Fruit Roll Up 

A sex game played between a male and female. The male uses a Fruit Roll up as a condom as he preforms intercourse on the female. The first one to ejaculate has to eat left overs of said Fruit Roll up.
-"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"
The Fruit Roll Up by ask-one October 24, 2010

Forbidden Fruit

A sexy girl with really nice pussy and gives good head, and is bat shit crazy with a psychotic family.
Guy 1: yo I'm abouta hook up with Amaya later at that party
Guy 2: na yo stay away from her she's The forbidden fruit

Guy 1: wdym
Guy 2: her ex boyfriend broke up with her and her father put a bullet in his head

Tea and fruit cake

Basically i code word for toss off (tea) and finger (fruit cakes).
Oooo me and her are gonna have a "Tea and fruit cake" sesh soon.