fake friends

friends that dont like your boyfriend

person 1: i dont like your bf, you always go out with him not us
person 2: omggg your so toxicccc fuckkk you i hate you, you and the test of the group are fake friends

by swagger.3000 November 23, 2020

Fake News

Facts published by a legitimate news organization, to give a correct and realistic account of an event, situation or person.

“The Fake News said that Christmas will fall on December 25th this year”.

by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

Fake hair

Hair that is fake

Isabella has such fake hair ew! 😂

by AF.no May 29, 2018

Fake friends

The people you hang out with at school.

“Hey girly”
^^example of what fake friends say.

by An.angel June 15, 2019

Fake Floydian

A person who pretends to be a fan of the British rock band (the) Pink Floyd (sound), because they think it Is hip or cool; usually girls trying to get attention or otherwise note from guys. To determine if they are a true Floyd fan, just ask who Syd Barrett is.

Man, I started dating her, and it was great 'cause she liked all my music, but on further inspection, she was a Fake Floydian

by Sweglerdsp00kz January 29, 2016

Fake up

Cheap, drug store makeup dupes

Man, I have to go get some fake up from the drugstore
What’s fake up?
Makeup, but the drugstore dupes!

by Anxiety! at the Club February 5, 2018

Fake thinking

When one is so tired that one ceases to make sense.

Diana got so tired she began fake thinking.

by cul3pr April 2, 2019