Dave Thier

The absolute smartest man on the face of the Earth!

Dave Their: I don't think Sony will announce the PS5 in February- posted February 29 by Dave Thier

Everyone: Why didn't I think of that.

by Barack. O. Bama March 2, 2020

Dave Gettleman

Very good modern thinking analytical NFL GM. Doesn't like running the ball or stopping the run.

Dave Gettleman: I would never draft a running back with the 2nd overall pick.

by mOnKeY mAn 2716309 March 20, 2020

Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

by Shlock March 30, 2020

Dave

A really gay guy.

Dave got drunk last night and started being gay towards everybody. Total gayfer.

by Djejevfjdianbwgd June 3, 2020

Dave

He is ugly and his eyebrows and beard suck.

Wow dave is dumb!

by assssssaaaa August 31, 2020

Dave

The human equivalent to piss in a can.

Ahh he’s a dave

by Moomz September 11, 2020

Dave Bottom

A "Dave Bottom" is a bottom that denies their status as a bottom despite the fact it's painfully obvious that they are a bottom. Their bottom status is judged on many factors including appearance, attitude, and common behaviors along with their response to being called a bottom. This phrase is most commonly used as a form of confirmation that one is a bottom.

Annie: Honey you're a Dave Bottom
Rick: WHAT NO I'M NOT!
Annie: *sigh* He never listens....

by Positive Reinforcement September 30, 2020