Cross

it’s like calling somebody fake asf or like you js played out

“bro why would you do dat? u Cross asf bro omm”

by floridawater September 19, 2023

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Cross Gates

A scat infused shit land full of used and dirty condoms, Disabled people and the neighbour Steve who is wanted for arson of the Leeds kirkgate market.

Person 1: we are finally in Leeds where should we go

Person 2: I have an idea lets go to Cross Gates Shopping centre

Person 3: you steaming pile of monkey shit, I don't want to get stabbed in cross gates. I'd go to harehills for that

by Mr Arson July 7, 2023

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 16, 2023

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