cowbo 

Idk what the shit this is but there's a gif of it in Facebook

That's an interesting Cowbo gif but no one has a clue what it means or why

cowbo by Whythefuckamihere June 7, 2016

Dallas Cowboys 

The fucking worst football team in the history of the NFL, AFL, or any other football in which they have existed. They suck dick, and will always suck dick. They will not win another superbowl in the history of their franchise. Jerry Jones is also a cock-sucking mother-fucker of an owner. He sucks balls, and takes it in the ass from Russian body-building monkeys. The Dallas Cowboys, now, and will forever be dick eating, monkey fuckers.

I hope the Dallas Cowboys win tonight.

Fuck you, go die.

Dallas Cowboys by JimWood December 6, 2010

Dallas Cowboys 

(Pronounced: Dal-Ass Kaoo-Boees)


The best team in American football and many other sports. The Cowboys have more Super Bowl wins (5) than any other team except 1, have a long and proud history, and have the hottest cheerleaders in the sport. In 2004 they injured the Philadelphia Eagles' Terrel Owens(which was probably very easy anyways because Terrel Owens is the biggest pussy the sport has ever seen).

The Dallas Cowboys are America's Team - If you don't like America's Team, you must not like America, and if you don't like America, then you are obviously a terrorist.

Example: Lets watch the Dallas Cowboys beat the Washington Redskins.

Dallas Cowboys by Alfie Gareth August 8, 2005

Cowboys Fan 

buy cowboy fan mugs, tshirts and magnets1. In the closet gay.

2. Not openly gay like a 49er fan but similar just in the closet.

I hope your brother is not a cowboys fan

Cowboys Fan by Big bo 63 December 17, 2009

dallas cowboys 

the best fucking team ever any one who thinks their not can blow my left nut!!5 super bowls no one has more what now fuckers? there gonna win another one pretty damn soon you can count on that! parcells is the best damn coach ever!!!!!!!!!!

The greastest of all, at the top, another level, untouchable

dallas cowboys by kyle January 17, 2004

dallas cowboys 

A team who has worked so hard to get to where they are...they have played their harts out and gotten five super bowl victories...those of you who hate on the dallas cowboys are most likely fans of a different team who have lost to them or you wish your team was like them.In conclusion Those of you who always have something to say..go ahead say what you have to say...Good or bad..either way you are acknowledging the cowboys and making them even more popular... Thats how good they are...And get ready because they will be back for another super bowl and if your lucky enough.. your team might just be the one to have the honer of losing to them.
Go Cowboys!!!!

"Hall Of Fame with 5 super Bowl Wins...Dallas Cowboys"

dallas cowboys by isabel2101 October 29, 2006

Dallas Cowboys 

A collection of overpaid men who work one day a week, and commit criminal acts the other 6 days, such as robbery, solicitation of prostitution, drug use and/or sale of, assualt and a variety of other misdmeanor crimes.

Michael Irvin was able to look past his arrest for drug possession, but only after he got arrested for having his friend's pipe in his car. His friend was more than likley Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys.

Dallas Cowboys by Phillyrock September 26, 2006