Emo Cowboy

A boy who wears cowboy boots, a cowboy belt, and a cowboy hat but is also tired and sad and shows no emotion. Also known as mike or mike & Ike

AVA: "look at mike & Ike over there, he is SUCH an emo cowboy"
CHASTER: "for REALLL"

by UglyRAtAYEE February 17, 2022

vegan cowboy

Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.

Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.

by Gekkorotto October 12, 2019

North Queensland Cowboys

The best team in Queensland from the NRL competition. Also known as The Cows or Cowbies by the young folk. So good they made the Brisbane Broncos (The capital team) their little bitch in the 2015 grand final. They sport blokes comparable to muscle strewn ringers from the outback with a taste for every type of footy meat. Their cheerleaders are super hot too.

NRL Ring in: Who do you support in the NRL.
Cowboy Fan: The North Queensland Cowboys - only the best hey.
NRL Ring In: I support the Broncos
Cowboy Fan : Your a dickhead.

by Crankymouse March 17, 2024

spanish cowboy

When a man sits on a woman's stomach while sticking his dick in between her tits and fucks her tits until he cums on her face.

Bro I was giving my girl a Spanish cowboy last night and I completely covered her face!

by IDefinenow June 7, 2017

Driving like a cowboy

When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!

Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!

by anonymous May 6, 2021

Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men engage in the act of standing in a line with a person both in front of them and behind them; as the line starts to progress across an area all the men involved simultaneously insert their penis into the anus of the man in front of them, place their hands on the shoulders of the man in front of them, and walk, dance, and thrust to the rhythm of the music that is playing.

Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.

2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.

Guy 1:"Hey man, would you like to take a seat?"

Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."

by Jimbo McDoodle Snout November 22, 2011

Dallas Cowboys

The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.

The Dallas Cowboys lost to 49ers in the Divisional Round.

by Mrcdogs20 January 24, 2023