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by Colton S. friend April 21, 2022
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by Bill sucks May 3, 2022
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Guy: “oh my god that boy over there is getting pounded by some hunk!”
Guy 2: “oh wow he’s real cute too”
Guy 3: “he must be a Colt Vost”
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Guy 3: “he must be a Colt Vost”
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