cock vendor

A really, really huge black dude who pimps out skinny white dudes. Cock vendors are usually named Aram or Jeeves and they always carry a machete. They are descendants of the great "Harry White," a prostitution visionary.

You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.

Not to be confused with pimps.

Man, let's grab some grub and then go visit the cock vendor. He'll fix us right up.

by Pollup December 11, 2007

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Cock of Ages

A cock that has journeyed into every pussy of its time. A cock so massive and enormous that it will be spoken of throughout the centuries, and songs of its glories will be sung for thousands of years.

He scored with Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Alba, AND Paris Hilton at the same time? Truly, gentlemen, this man possesses the Cock of Ages.

by RySenkari December 10, 2006

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Cock Move

Any purposeful action that could be considered rude, inconsiderate, or deceitful to another, for one's personal gain.

I was late for work and I pulled a cock move to beat the red light.

by OQ January 5, 2007

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Cock Sandwich

It is made with two slices of bread and a cock. It can sometimes be served Aitkin's style, no bread, just plain old awesome cock. It can also be used to describe something bad or good. Also called a C.S.

"That guy spilled my drink....what a cock sandwich..or what a C.S

The date went well,i ended up serving a C.S. without the bread.

by Moppe February 10, 2009

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Donkey Cock

An extremely large penis. Having a penis the size of a donkey's.

Damn bro.....not that I was looking, but you got a donkey cock. or

I gave this whore my donkey cock the other night and she almost went into convulsions it was so huge.

by Baloon Knot Bill July 12, 2009

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