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Santa Clause

Clones of Saint Nicholas who run the streets of many big citys. Recently found to belong to a secretive cocaine operation gang. It is also possible to find them in department stores. They consist of men who have little or no money.
Dude that santa clause is packin some serious shit
by WIGGITY WACK January 7, 2004
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Clouse

Typically a last name

A Clouse is best described as a dingus or reject. Usual a person with authority but can never be trusted or relied on.
Dammit Mr Clouse you fucked everything up again!!!!
by Murzinator June 10, 2018
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closed

When something or someone is done in an annoying way
I asked blah blah to do blah blah but they didn't get it ! Closed
by 2 May 5, 2019
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Denial Closet

Denial Closeted is a metaphor used to describe a lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender (LGBT) person who has not disclosed his or her sexual orientation to themselves. A person who is closeted about being in the closet with their own self.
"Denial Closet" Santana has relations with both sexes, but is only out and open with her relations with that of the opposite sex. Santana is in denial with herself that she is in the closet believing that it is only sex when actually it means so much more to her.
by NateBlank March 24, 2011
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quack-my-ass clause

Advice invariably found in the literature handed out by purveyors of so-called "alternative" or "complementary" medicine, in which customers intending to buy quackery are advised to check with their GPs first to find what "mainstream medicine" has to say.

The venomous diatribes against real medicine, and science and rationality in general, behind the closed doors of the "alternative" movement should tell you all you need to know about the sincerity of the quack-my-ass clause. On the face of it, it sounds obvious, egalitiarian and big-hearted. However, the real intention of the advice is to ensure that if anyone dies or is incapacitated by taking the quack's advice or products (or by swearing off real medicine, which may not be advised on the packaging but is a stock in trade in the "alternative" industry), if the matter comes to court the quack's lawyer can claim that the product or the service was misused; obviously, they didn't check with their GP, how unfortunate, it's not our fault.

Besides, the quack knows perfectly well their client is unlikely to see their GP or specialist about whatever the problem is, or if they do they won't pay much attention to their advice. If they did, they wouldn't be coming to the quack in the first place.
Ah, here's the booklet; 123 symptoms this product may be able to cure, 256 further lists of types of people the product may be able to help, 25 more natural products from the same factory that might be able to balance your energies and so on, and, oh yes, the quack-my-ass clause.
by Fearman September 10, 2007
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piss the closet

a massive fuck up, you are so bombed you don't know the difference between a closet and the washroom. You have now pissed the closet!
imagine... you are trying to mac the girl of your dreams... you have to take a piss, you say i'll be right back, you stand up and piss the closet, all over your buddies clothes... wow that's embaressing. can you say not gettin any!
by Dan Enderwick April 18, 2008
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Bank’s Closed

A term used by college students to mean a party has been shut down,
Jessica put the vodka away. Bank’s closed.
by BrittneytheHouse August 24, 2019
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