Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color
Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.
by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020
Get the Fruit cakemug. bro 1: I met a chick last night, great body, cute face, awesome personality. but when we went back to her house her cake game was poor as hell.
bro 2: no point in calling a butter cake back
bro 2: no point in calling a butter cake back
by sausage June 2, 2015
Get the butter cakemug. a fraternity hazing ritual, where the freshmen have to do a circle jerk on pastry. The last person to finish has to eat it.
Guy #1: Why's Gary there so pissed about getting into Kappa Alpha?
Guy #2: He couldn't wank in public, so he had to eat the spooge cake.
Guy #1: That sucks.
Guy #2: He couldn't wank in public, so he had to eat the spooge cake.
Guy #1: That sucks.
by frat113 February 12, 2013
Get the spooge cakemug. A variation of the Eiffel Tower wherein the penetrators play par-a-cake instead of just placing their hands together like basic bitches.
"Hey John, I really enjoyed the pat-a-cake with you and Jane last night. May need to work on our coordination for next time though."
by FrickDisease May 13, 2022
Get the pat-a-cakemug. eg; 'Hey Sam, have some cake'
...''No thanks girl, I am a on a diet'
'Have some anyway'
'Gosh chick...your such A Cake pusher'
...''No thanks girl, I am a on a diet'
'Have some anyway'
'Gosh chick...your such A Cake pusher'
by morrisey August 26, 2013
Get the cake pushermug. When you meet a "girl" who you really fancy but when you take her to your house, you find out that she is a he. At first, you think you're getting nice, sweet cake but in the end, it's extremely spicy.
Kyle seems to be into that girl but all he's getting is spicy cake tonight.
That girl is hot but I feel like she's just a slice of spicy cake.
This guy is really into me but wait until I give him a dish of spicy cake.
That girl is hot but I feel like she's just a slice of spicy cake.
This guy is really into me but wait until I give him a dish of spicy cake.
by lyricalkek July 26, 2016
Get the Spicy Cakemug. 