the big bufford

A really hard stinkbomb fart that you can tell will leave a stone clad stain in their pants.

Jesus, that guy left The Big Bufford in that movie theatre last night, did you notice the rancid smell and hard popping sound during the movie?

by nensondubois September 3, 2016

moving like a bufford

when someone had talks and when the mandem come around they zip their lips.

"I had walter moving like a bufford daggy."

by Yung.boii1 November 15, 2017

strong like buffalo

when your dick is taller than the CN tower when you see a hot girl

when i saw alesha i went strong like buffalo

by Niger protection squad June 17, 2018

bulk-buying buffoon

Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.

A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

Church Street Buffalo

When after going ass to mouth then pulling out and then tastefully blowing a perfectly shaped albino Church Street Buffalo on your partner.

After raw dawning Marsha on taco Thursday, Randy gave Marsha an a Church Street Buffalo she would never be able to wash off.

by Jude Tobias May 22, 2019

White Hairy Buffalo

Your friend/significant other from high school or your hometown that you would’ve married if you never left your hometown. This said person is someone who you always have feelings for, and said feelings reopen like a poorly mended wound every time you see said person.

Ex): Preston is my white hairy Buffalo.

Ex):

Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”

Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”

Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”

by Shley May 29, 2019

White Hairy Buffalo

A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.

Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.

Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.

Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.

Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.

Checklist:

1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school

3. Think about him/her every now and then

4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person

6. “The One That Got Away”

by Shley May 29, 2019