thirst buddy

A person with whom one shares equal amounts of thirst, or sexual frustration, and agrees to mutually bemoan said thirst with their thirst buddy. Usually good friends, often partial to assisting one another in quenching their thirst, but not always.

"Yeah, Jack and I haven't gotten any action ever, so we're like, each other's thirst buddy."

by literaryAspirant July 20, 2015

Tea buddy

A close friend that you can exchange tea(gossip) with without having to worry about others knowing , and also can do things such as a friend with benefits

Me and my tea buddy talked alot about jasmine today , and after we had sex

by Datmoneyman305 August 23, 2015

bible buddy

Basically a boyfriend for a highly Christian person who is either gay, or too scared to interact with girls/guys.

My Facebook profile pic is of my Bible buddy and I, we are really close.

by Bukwildman May 2, 2018

Simp buddy

A person you simp on

Person 1: Are you simping on her?
Person 2: Of course, she is my simp buddy.

by Canasion June 24, 2020

Asshole buddy

An aquaintence, such as a coworker, fellow church member, etc. with whom another person maintains a mutually beneficial relationship, all the while not actually liking that person at all.

I'm going to need a few extra pens so I can take some home. I'd better ask my asshole buddy in the supply room to hook me up.

by Petrabid October 2, 2015

off my buddy list

To be completely and utterly erased from a persons mind. Usually after pissing someone off by a)Breaking up with them. b)Telling a lie. c)Raping their first born. or d)Sellimg their kidneys to Mexicans on eBay.

Being told this is like having your balls shoved into a jet engine and listening to Angelina Jolie talk about race relations in southern Australia.

The insult of choice for Colombian militants and Russian Mafioso...

Mr.Lowe:"You did WHAT to Timmy while I was at the movies!?"
Jared:"I greased him up and shoved him through a pipe. Then fucked him."
Mr.Lowe:"OH YOU ARE SO OFF MY BUDDY LIST!"
Jared:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

by Fliggagoo December 28, 2005

little buddy

A slang word for an average sized Indian man. Buddy is slang for Indian, and little refers to an average sized Indian because the average Indian is shorter than the average person.

Hey, Little Buddy, have you been to the Taj Mahal?

by Wilba H Peat March 7, 2008