The former head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Proof that kissing ass and being well connected are the only requirements for high level jobs in the George W. Bush administration. This person had no prior emergency management experience. The most incompetent Federal response to a crisis ever took place on this clown's watch. A contributing factor to so much death and destruction that it is sickening. A person who fell on his sword to protect our worthless President.
Michael Brown was employed by the International Arabian Horse Association or some such, and he was forced to resign from that job too.
by jesster79 September 27, 2005
Get the Michael Brownmug. by FreyOlly January 20, 2007
Get the having a brownmug. taking a dump two feet behind someone's bedroom door then closing it behind you.When the chump opens the door all the way he smears the turd into the carpet in a lovely rainbow design.
by rod fury May 2, 2006
Get the brown rainbowmug. 
Get the Brown Octobermug. by TheBrocks May 14, 2006
Get the brown fishmug. when you jet diarreah so viciously out of your ass into the toilet bowl that it splashes up and coats your balls brown like cherries dipped in chocolate.
Dude! Rebecca's drunk! I'm gonna try to teabag her while I have brown balls and make her look like Gary Coleman, High Five!
by laf & grow fat April 21, 2006
Get the brown ballsmug. The Brown Sound is a very low frequency sound that, when produced and heard by human beings, forces the listener(s) to shit their pants relentlessly.
Riot control on campus was forced to subdue the fighting students by emitting the Brown Sound, thus removing all impulse to continue rioting.
by Rowan C. January 15, 2007
Get the Brown Soundmug.