Running a business in illegitimate ways for example:
Not filing your accounts properly/or at all
Doing jobs for cash instead of cheque or card to not pay as much tax
Not filing your accounts properly/or at all
Doing jobs for cash instead of cheque or card to not pay as much tax
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Get the Running Bent mug.That chick was sort of bow-legged with lots of daylight coming through at her upper thighs. She was pleasure bent fer sher!
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Get the Ol' benny mug.When someone is so naturally good at fixing things that it seems supernatural. This could be fixing cars, computers, art pieces, etc. this is very similar to when your mom tells you where something is and you go exactly to that spot and it isn’t there but then she goes to that exact spot and somehow finds it. Imagine if Khaby lame did what he did except for extremely complicated tasks. Imagine yourself trying to do something that you could swear is at difficulty 10 and then someone comes over and does immediately with hardly any issue at all, then you’re left there head scratching because you have no idea how they made it seem so simple.
Mike: “man I just can’t seem to get this weld right it’s like the welder is broken or something.”
Benta who has half as much experience: “All you gotta do is weld it”
*Benta then proceeds to weld an entire fence together with a broken welder*
Mike: Wow he really has The Benta Touch.
Or
Mike: Wow you really have that welder The Benta Touch
Benta who has half as much experience: “All you gotta do is weld it”
*Benta then proceeds to weld an entire fence together with a broken welder*
Mike: Wow he really has The Benta Touch.
Or
Mike: Wow you really have that welder The Benta Touch
by Joseph 0716 April 5, 2023
Get the The Benta Touch mug.A pale out of shape character, socialising on 10% battery left, battery saver mode activated with a lost and confusion deep soul exposed, delayed by sudden reactions dazed out low on fuel, mind running on overdrive, clanking gears due to being 3 days PLUZ in and hasn't had a top up of oil to lubricate the dipstick or a spray of wd40 between shifts of smashing drugs or bevvies before hitting nan's 93rd birthday at the reserve in 38° heat, nice mid day event "TBMB" literally half dead when hitting the cricket ball thrown by uncle Paul's bowl but stopped the munggum and still turning up to mask the bender but refusing to eat saying "oh thankyou I just ate tho" even tho they haven't eaten a spec of solids since mid last week during a workday with uncle Steve and literally queefing while smelling the BBQ being cooked..
A standard, Opens can of drink for the third time in one sitting takes 31 minutes to take first sip, 95% SUNGLASSES FLEX A MUST or "strategy distant" keeping distance from mother or father figures, if exposed can be very lethal for all parties.
Someone who has just absolutely had a fucking bangaslangafrizzdanga of a high of their life for 3 days straight or more and hasn't slept yet so reality is still a fuck life lets live motto,
but deep down behind those sunnies and fake tan sponsored by Calvin klien, knows once awoken from his dome on mondy morning his life's fully fucked and begins the TBMB cycle...
A standard, Opens can of drink for the third time in one sitting takes 31 minutes to take first sip, 95% SUNGLASSES FLEX A MUST or "strategy distant" keeping distance from mother or father figures, if exposed can be very lethal for all parties.
Someone who has just absolutely had a fucking bangaslangafrizzdanga of a high of their life for 3 days straight or more and hasn't slept yet so reality is still a fuck life lets live motto,
but deep down behind those sunnies and fake tan sponsored by Calvin klien, knows once awoken from his dome on mondy morning his life's fully fucked and begins the TBMB cycle...
Bro, you ready to hit the rails this Friday again?
Last weekend was absolutely off tap!
My cousin wants to join the TBMB weekend!
You were bent as bro remember nan cracking on about water on Sunday, pffft
I was tryna explain it
Simple
Polly was the Bent mangabanga
Last weekend was absolutely off tap!
My cousin wants to join the TBMB weekend!
You were bent as bro remember nan cracking on about water on Sunday, pffft
I was tryna explain it
Simple
Polly was the Bent mangabanga
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