Armagan
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Armagan by Beautaeful December 10, 2016
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Short Arms, Long pockets
Noob: Hey Dude, Want to buy the next round of drinks
V-Rex: Nah, it's cool man i have not got enough money.
Noob: God, Such Short Arms, Long pockets.
V-Rex: Nah, it's cool man i have not got enough money.
Noob: God, Such Short Arms, Long pockets.
Short Arms, Long pockets by Dont Ponce, You freeloader June 11, 2009
Cornish Army
The Cornish Army was first used in combat in 1497, during the Cornish Rebellion. A blacksmith and a lawyer managed to raise an army of 15,000 men and marched into Devon, conquering it, relatively unopposed. Wells, Winchester, Bristol, and Salisbury were taken, though while in Taunton they suffered a slight hiccup when a tax commissioner was murdered, but apart from this one incedent the march was referred to as, 'without any slaughter, violence or spoil of the country'. They tried to rally the 'volatile men of Kent*' to their cause, but the Kentishmen had decided that what was going on was too far away to concern them. This disheartened a number of the Cornish troops, who decided to call it quits and went home. The remainder of the forces decided to take on the King (Henry VII). They arrived at Guildford and awaited the retaliation of the Crown. They were attacked by a meager force of 500 mounted spearmen, which they promptly defeated. The Cornish army then moved in on London and the Royal Family barricaded themselves in the Tower of London, whilst the rest of the city began to panic. At Blackheath the Cornish set up their final camp and prepared for 'The Battle Of Deptford Bridge' (located in south-east London).
The Cornish army had by this point around 12,000 troops, while the King had a whooping 25,000. The battle lasted about half a day and ended with the defeat of the Cornish.
Wouldn't it have been interesting if they had won?
*Home of the Peasants' Revolt of 1381.
The Cornish army had by this point around 12,000 troops, while the King had a whooping 25,000. The battle lasted about half a day and ended with the defeat of the Cornish.
Wouldn't it have been interesting if they had won?
*Home of the Peasants' Revolt of 1381.
Cornish Army by Emperor Francis I December 9, 2008
Snake's Armpit
john: when it comes to dating, I guess I'm looking for a girl who is hot, really into sports and gaming, can support herself financially and isn't looking for a serious relationship.
Steve: dude!!! you're looking for the snake's armpit!
Steve: dude!!! you're looking for the snake's armpit!
Snake's Armpit by Linorth April 30, 2015
9 Year Old Army
The traditional army of Pewdiepie, our lord and saviour. As soon as one of the 9 year olds turn ten they go straight to Ali A. The 9 Year Old Army is sworn to defend their king against the armies of the evil corporate entity; T-Series. As of the publishing of this definition, the 9 year old army has approximately 88,393,093,230 troops.
9 Year Old Army by TheKomodo2019 March 7, 2019
Armand
A hot and sexy guy that is hard to resist being around. When you get to know him, he is soo funny and fun to be around. He can make every day brighter. Seems like a jerk when you first meet him, but is really not. He is nice, caring, funny, sweet, and can be sensitive but does not want to show it. Very strong. Strong on the outside, but nice on the inside.