Apple Dirty

An alcoholic beverage.

1 part Whiskey
1 part Margarita mix

For best results, use Crown Royal.
Discovered At Indiana University
Drank by Gentlemen. Sip responsibly.

Damn, this apple juice is being dirty to me!

That's cause it's an Apple Dirty.

by Manwiche December 17, 2011

kangaroo apples

Testicles

Gee, that hipster's pants are so tight you can see his kangaroo apples

by unabridged September 28, 2011

Apple-Panning

When a restaurant raises its prices while lowering its quality. The term comes from the notable Los Angeles restaurant "The Apple Pan" that was notorious for Apple-Panning.

That used to be my go-to poke place but they started Apple-Panning.

by DF9119 April 23, 2023

apple juely

The best ship ever, between Ely and Apple juice, the perfect couple

"I love apple juice"

"i love you too Ely"
*Making out noises*
"lets call out baby apple juely"

by Woahy May 7, 2023

Apple Extremists

Someone who praises Apple at all costs

Apple: Introducing the Apple Mac Pro starting at $10,000
Everyone: Cool!
Apple: Introducing the Apple Mac Pro Wheels starting at $100
Everyone: What?!? Why?
Apple Extremists: Excellent choice love Tim Cook

by NotAnAppleFanboy December 8, 2020

Apple Kid

A kid of two types:
1) teens who think Apple is the greatest thing to ever exist and flex their Apple products and believe their marketing
2) teens who think every Apple product iteration is the same or "dumb" yet still buys Apple products regardless

The Lastname family is filled with Apple kids, with Timmy thinking Apple is the pinnacle of everything and Johnny thinking every product is the same yet still asks for the new iPhone

by Alalalalalalalalalalalalal November 16, 2020

apple biter

A slur for women I just thought of cause eve bit the apple and fucking ruined everything :D

"God damn my date was going so well... too bad she's an apple biter."

by women.are.awful.999989999999 January 6, 2021