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in your mom

Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch

mom: (currently has me inside her)

IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD
by Avlixn July 19, 2023
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Your mom

Your mom so fat when she stepped on the scale it read my number
by Hihihihihihibi December 21, 2019
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your mom

A joke - Your mother - used to roast people
Joke: LOGAN-PAUL: who's that YOU: your mom
Actual: YOU: wheres your mom?
Roast: billie ellish: who asked YOU: your mom
by Omyx March 20, 2022
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doing your mom

people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested
"I was just doing your mom."
"Yeah dude that's creepy."
"Thanks."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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Your mom

A joke used to show how dumb, fat, etc. your mom is.
Not to be confused with "yo mama" but they mean the same thing.
"Your mom is so fat she broke the scale."
"Your mom is so dumb she got a negative IQ."
by Carrot135 July 20, 2023
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Kicked your mom

I heard you kicked your mom last night, is that true?
by Bille Joel April 14, 2019
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your mom

1; you are such a slag
2; no your mom
by zobbgobott November 25, 2021
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