calm your willy down 

to stop getting so excited/stressed

Being ever so thankful for the offer of help to fix the car he was told to "calm your willy down!"

calm your willy down by makurious December 1, 2009

Puerto Rican Wet Willy 

The act of licking one's hand and slapping someone across the face.

Fred was upset with his friend so he moistened his hand and told Nick how he felt with a Puerto Rican Wet Willy.

Puerto Rican Wet Willy by Jack Vs2.13 November 30, 2010

fat ass willy

A person who has a big wide ass, and big circular breasts.

That fat ass Willy must have eaten too much bacon, cuz she was making those men drool on the biscuits

fat ass willy by whilly123 July 13, 2014

free willy 

the act of having sex with a fat chick in an area of her body that isn't a hole, such as a stomach roll or horrible leg fat deposits.

Did you give big sally a free willy?
Yeah fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay.
No. No. No fat chicks. Ever.

free willy by The Juggernaut August 17, 2006

free willy 

to fuck a girl without a condom

I free willied Santi lastnight

free willy by Robert Sanchez May 13, 2005

chilly willy 

Take a man's penis and dip it into a Milkshake or a glass of ice water before giving him head!!!
(Keep in mind the Milkshake is more fun and adds flavor as well)

hmmm Baby it's hot let me cool you and me off by giving you a "chilly Willy"

chilly willy by Paula aka Mouse September 15, 2005

Wooly Willy

Like a tea bag, to stick your saggin balls on someones face while they are sleeping, but shave you balls while doing it, and arrange the pubes into the shape of a Moustache or Beard

Look, I Wooly Willy'd Ian, and now he has a beard.

Wooly Willy by Addiary July 19, 2010