zelda trees

any substance of the marijuana plant, particularly "headies", trees, pot, marijuana, maryjane, etc. :

"Yo kid let's go hit up some zelda trees"

ahhhahahahahahaha

by H face January 14, 2008

tree cat

Hairy female genitals.....furry fanny......hairy pussy and such

Fuck I had a tree cat last night

by RobnDean July 12, 2005

Running into a Tree

Replacement phrase for masturbation. Derived from World of Warcraft for what someone who is not paying attention to the game and running into a tree/wall could possibly be doing.

"where the hell is john?"
"idk, probably running into a tree!"

by JustinFromColorado December 13, 2007

Crab Tree

Some cunt u cant describe, theres something wrong in there head and u get the urge to smash him/her inexplicably, talks some weird kindsa shit, all over abnormal, a magnet to all shit that can happen, fucks underage people, just a fucking strange motherfucker.

Jez is this guy at vault, he is a crab tree

by Jera-Ziah January 19, 2010

three on the tree

when u have three drink bitches on your cock. happens mainly in college settings

yo i had three on the tree, they sucked the shit out of me

by rod thorn June 19, 2003

Brazilian Tree

Slang for sex, used mostly in Discovery Middle School in Alexandria MN

Me and your girlfriend had some wicked Brazilian Tree last night.

by heyaysavetheday November 13, 2008

tree fluffer

one who "fluffs" trees. especially christmas trees.

ashley was a great tree fluffer. and it was pre-lit, which helps!!

by kandaceth December 10, 2008