Cooked

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You're Cooked

by john hamburger February 18, 2024

Cooked

Cooked: Another word for saying “you’re done” when someone is ‘Cooked’ they have either done something very awkward or disappointing.

Put him on a plate and season him… cause he’s COOKED

James: “I always give my gf 90% of my paycheck!”
Chris: You’re cooked.

by 5stxrs December 3, 2023

cooked

They did a good job at a task

“wow she cooked” after dressing up very nicely

by tiktokslang November 5, 2023

Krisanne Cooke

A pretty girl that deserves the world and needs to stop hating her self because she is so fucking UwU. Thanks for joining this ted talk

Hey krisanne cooke is a cutie but is a cute pain in the ass

by Coochie Hoe April 27, 2019

cooking with bacon

Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian's neologism for "doing a good job"

That founder didn't ask for my permission! He is cooking with bacon!

by lispytriz April 27, 2019

Cooked

When someone is done for

"I haven't gone to school all year"
"You're cooked"

by clapped duck March 26, 2024

Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021