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Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.
Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.
by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020
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Washed up

A celebrity that finds it hard to hide the fact that they're lying, and it shows.
That celebrity was so washed up when talking about climate change that I thought she was having a stroke.
by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020
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Golden Power Wash

The act of ungratefully urinating inside a woman’s vagina during sexual intercourse Power washing the uterus.
I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a golden power wash... She was not too stoked about that one.
by DirtNasty-6969 August 27, 2020
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Brit-washed

Someone who:
Talks with heavy British slang
Dresses in classic British clothing (tech wear)
“Roadman lifestyle”
Basically falls under the British road stereotype
Jayden: yo I just bought some cool tech wear
Isaiah: bruh, your so Brit-washed
by KS_190 September 1, 2020
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car wash challenge

When you go get head at a drive through carwash, and she has to make you cum before the car wash is over. If she does, you have to pay for her car to get washed.
I lost the last car wash challenge she sucked me dry while my the wash blew my car dry. Now I gotta pay for her car to get washed

Consider myself Lucky me
by Eatdogp00p September 6, 2020
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Washing Machine

A place for female family members to get stuck. At which point a male family member tries his hardest to get her unstuck.
Sister: uhh I'm stuck in the washing machine again
Brother: you need some HELP:)?
by I'm in a washing machine September 9, 2020
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georoge washing machine

Dam that guy such a noob probably he thinks our president is georoge washing machine
by Roblox man_678 September 12, 2020
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