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Jesse

All Jesses are meant to spend their life with girls either named Amber or Hannah. Jesse is a sweet guy who can be inapropriate but takes it as a joke. He’s not super short but he’s not tall. He’s usually in a football team and one of the cool boys.
Jesse is so cool!
by Ape.basic November 19, 2017
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Jesse

A guy who will break your heart within a week of dating him yes he might seem like a nice person but when you start to get close to him, he acts like a complete jerk who doesn’t know his place. He likes anime well just Naruto which can get boring at times and he will only talk about that and if you date him he doesn’t bring you up to any of his friends. He also only dated girls that are famous in any way. So just watch out for a guy named Jesse.
Me-“Jesse is soooo hot” friend-“but Jesse is also a jerk and heartless so be careful
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Jesse

wow he must be named jesse

how would you know?

his pp is hanging 6 feet from the ground

OH OK!
by amogusussyball March 10, 2022
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Jesse

A Very Dangerous Disease.

Symptoms: Death
He's With Jesse Now
by MONKEYedlyederurir June 8, 2023
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Jesse

A shlong muncher

A.K.A will devour all willys within a 100km radius
Jesse, you naughty boy! Leave that man alone!
by Thomas’sbitch September 15, 2020
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jesse

a perfect guy to have in your life. he is sweet, kind, charming, and polite. he is more respectful than most guys. everyone says that jesse is funny and can make you laugh in any situation. he is attractive and will give you butterflies. he's also a great best friend for a guy or girl. jesse will make you feel special and like no one else matters to him. he is the perfect boyfriend and will give you everything you want in a relationship. he would do anything for you no matter what. he can be shy at times but it doesn't make him boring or less fun to be around. strive to find a jesse to be in your life.
girl: wow you're so lucky to have a jesse as your boyfriend!
me: i know right! i don't deserve him!
by bluelillybird January 9, 2022
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Jesse Sargent

The name of a infamous warrior who let all of the enemies use his anus for their personal pleasure.
I went to visit the museum of Jesse Sargent
by Asphalt eater May 9, 2023
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