brow blind [idiot]

One's inability to see an obvious calamity about to reign down upon them.

Brian got drunk at work and hit on his boss' secretary yesterday morning and is about to be fired but he doesn't even know it. He is so "brow blind idiot"

by sudra21 January 29, 2009

little idiot box

A name millenials give to anyone who even thinks about using a cell phone

Hey! But down the little idiot box or I'm taking it to the front office!

by conjuguemos October 26, 2019

Dumb idiot bum

Yasmine F.

Me : I failed science class
My friend : you dumb idiot bum

by Yeah but it is y February 2, 2019

pure idiot

- the one who do idiotic things unconsciously without being aware of the potential results
- the one who thinks somehow he is smarter and more intellectual than any others

pure idiot: you seem stupid sometimes, why ?
idiot: Because I trust on my mind
idiot: why you always try to seem wise?
Pure idiot:......
idiot:it is because you are a pure idiot

by chooyu October 16, 2010

idiot-jerk-face

fag, jerk,bitch, dum ass

He's such and idiot jerk face...

by Soadina September 29, 2003

Idiot Broth

UK: Name given to a range of drinks prefered by people with a predisposition to alcoholism recognisable by their low price and high alchohol content.

Including:
VP, QC Sherry or fortified wine.
Tennants Super, Carlsberg special Lager
Diamond white Cider aka Petrol.
Newcastle Brown (Dependant on usage).

An alternitive term is Sheep Dip.

Drunk guy in shop doorway with optional, urine, vomit, dirty blanket...

Geez us Fify P fora cupa tee mate.
(I need fifty pence towards another bottle of drink).

Passer by: Poor old cunt, if I give him fifty pence he will spend it on idiot broth, Oh what the hell, here y'are.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

National Slap an Idiot Day

Slap someone who is an idiot on the 10th of November

You find an idiot.

You remember that National Slap an Idiot day is coming
The day comes
You see the idiot again
Slap!

Oh no! You slapped yourself

by Yasmin Abela November 5, 2019