suck martin

When you brush your teeth with a mans dick

Ahh last night I suck martined To get the spinach out of my mouth

by Tony Jaboni November 15, 2013

Self suck

When you stretch your hammies, bend over, and give yourself oral pleasure.

Damn, is that Nick Wiger self sucking himself off?

by Nick Highger June 13, 2018

sucks dirt

When a person is dead. Not the act of dying but the act of being dead and burried. Most often used in refference to a celebrity or world leader as in The Deviates song "They All Suck Dirt".

Sadat sucks dirt, he's been dead a week or two.

by Foster Lagoon August 18, 2006

Suck Puppy

A "Suck Puppy" is used to define someone who uses you for money and constantly blames other to divert attention from his leeching.

Cameron is such a Suck Puppy, he said Coltans brother came over to use the washer.

by RunTellThat555 January 6, 2019

Crescendo of Suck

When you go above and beyond a normal FAIL.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.

Sports fan: Man if this team doesn't start pulling it together I am gonna give up on them

Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.

by madworldradio October 15, 2009

suck a chong

Henry’s favorit expression

Suck a Chong!

by JohnCena234 November 12, 2018

Suck Walls

To be SOOOO tired that you could fall asleep at any moment and snore so hard that you suck in the walls!!!

I am SO tired that I could actually suck walls!

by simbajames March 17, 2010