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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 24, 2025

touch grass

a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"

Person A: I have prestige 2 in MWII in just 2 days!

Person B: go touch grass dude.

by bleuk January 20, 2024

tazmanian-touch

The sense of vigorously touching ones booty without identity being seen.

I was on the train one day when an African male ('bout 6'4 with dreds and air force ones) Tazmanian-touched me to the point of orgasm!

by shiken August 7, 2014

smooth touch

Your having a brilliant day and then you decide to rub icyhot on your legs and the friction makes the icyhot goes to your nuts/vagina

I gave my friend the smooth touch when he threw dog shit at me

by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom January 12, 2016

Touched It Down

Past tense noun-to-verb translation of touchdown.

He touched it down!

by Utmostly January 19, 2020

Mianus touching your Uranus

Means your following too close, your tailgating,you don't know how to drive!!

When your too close to my bumper driving mianus touching your Uranus

by Hippiechef February 2, 2023

Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home

His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.

by GG1000 April 9, 2022