Low Tide Stranger

When you’re getting a blumpkin and the tide goes out only to discover it’s been an octopus taking one for the love of the game

Dude 1: I’d like a low tide stranger

Dude 2: you can’t ask our bartender for that!

Dude 1: it’s a drink bruhv wtf

Dude 2: wait they did what? They made a drink called that?

Dude 1: yeah bruhv I remember that time at Ocean Isle Beach I was hyper pressed it was an octopus but looking back no cap shid was bussin. Gotta be a tribute.

Dude 2: You think THAT’S why they made it a drink?

Dude 1: game recognize game

by Brother Blump April 17, 2024

Crimson Tide

Squirting Period Blood. (Sorry Alabama Football)

He made be Squirt while I was bleeding and it was like a Crimson Tide!!!

by d3vilwitahal0 June 8, 2024

little tikes tweaker

Some fucker that is way too fucking young to be smoking weed and doing drugs and denies they are too young, and is racist as fuck and doesn’t Care what anyone says about them

Dom: holy fucking shit Aiden you are a little tikes tweaker
Aiden: man shut you bitch ass up you built like the battle bus nigga

by d0m$ch@rg€r2.0 November 23, 2024

Hindustan Times Numerology; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Hindustan Times Numerology; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 11, 2025

Roll Tide

When your cousin gives you an enema with a tide pod.

I miss my cousin, her roll tides are the best!

by Key of life February 20, 2025

Trying times

Trump's presidencies

It's time for the revolution in these trying times

by Justafairyprincessriotgrl June 21, 2025

cut ties

Ending the relationship.

objectively used to separate with a partner and never contact with them.

Y/n, Let’s cut ties.

by proximity. November 2, 2025