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Ghost Boner

Still being able to feel the dick that was grinding on you in the club once the song ends.
*wipes off ass*
"Gurl, you got something on your butt?"

"Nah…just trying to wipe off this ghost boner."
by C. Xoxo July 17, 2014
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ghost boyfriend

A guy that a friend is dating and talks a lot about but you've never met, with the implication that he's not real.

It's a super common phenomenon among gay men, especially when guys are dating someone who is not fully out. However, it's not unheard of among straight women.

In some instances, the situation revolves around the ghost party considering the relationship to be a booty call situation, while the other mistakes this as real romantic interest with a possibility of depth.
"I heard that Bill is bringing Gerald around today."
"Gerald's real? I thought he was just a ghost boyfriend!"
by foundmymyra July 13, 2012
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Ghost Wookie

A player on Call Of Duty: Black Ops using Ghost or Ghost Pro as their first perk, hiding them from spy planes. Looked down upon by the online gaming community. They usually stay in dark corners with their claymore laid down in the doorway, aiming down the sights of their FAMAS, or AK74u. They tend to be teabagged whenever an enemy player kills them.
Player 1: Throw up that spy plane man!
Player 2: I already did!
Player 1: WTF?
Player 2: Yeah, the whole other team is made of ghost wookies.
by bestcodplayerintheworld July 11, 2011
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Ghost Stalking

(facebook) When one looks at all your posts and quotes them to you in person, but leaves no "like, comment" on your wall at all.

This usually gives you a shock and a sense of insecurity most of the time
"Hey Joe! I see you're quitting swimming" *stunned silence* "Dude. Stop ghost stalking me."
by CoolShades August 23, 2011
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Ghost Rare

Something that is really rare but happens only once in a lifetime, like seeing a ghost.
I just picked up some ghost rare stuff from my dealer!

No way dude thats like killing a unicorn!
by V Priest September 12, 2010
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Ghost Bullet

When a male and female are engaging in ear sex, after the man ejaculates in the female’s ear, he then proceeds to pull out a firearm and shoots the female in her other ear. The end result is a bullet traveling at a high velocity through the opposite side of the female’s head enshrouded in semen, similar to a depiction of a ghost, thus producing a Ghost Bullet.
Mom: “Hey honey, how was your weekend?”
Billy:”it was great Mom! Debrah let me give her a Ghost Bullet!”
by Daddy D’s Roadside Diner November 8, 2017
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Ghost Lab

Discovery Channel's newest show about a team of Ghost Hunters investigating the most haunted areas in America in hopes of finding ghosts, or at least proof of ghosts.
Person 1 - Did you watch Ghost Lab last night?

Person 2 - No that's why I'm reading this definition.
by Look over there! ----> October 13, 2009
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