church on sundays

Church on Sundays is when you find a child getting his/hers baptism and you ejaculate in the holy water beforehand, them after the baptism you kill the baby and drink the blood/cum filled holy water and enjoy

Church on Sundays are the best

by MCmotherfuckinLOVIN March 5, 2015

brown fudge sunday

No....not a mis-spelling. A day of the week upon which you should be afforded rest and relaxation, but due to the fact that you have three children under four years of age you spend that day packing a despatching shit pastys into the nappy bin.

"Hey come on, I've done six today already - you have a go,
I'm just having a brown fudge sunday and bugger all else"

by Brucester September 16, 2006

Senior Sunday

An excuse for every senior girl in America to post pictures as a way to fish for compliments and likes.

“Oh my God Rebecca don’t forget to post your picture for Senior Sunday!”

by kyle_mf_pitts_8 June 12, 2022

taking back sunday

a stupid fucking gay ass piece of shit emo band that sucks big black hairy balls. AKA josh gilman and sydney ingram the worst band EVER!!! blink 182 also emo band also sucks big fat wang. you may think its punk but its just shitty fucking lyrics and gay fucking music by stupid 17-year olds that haven't hit puberty yet.

fuck emo!!
fuck it in the ear!!
emo isn't music
if you spun richard simmons AROUND 300 TIMES AND FUCKED HIM IN THE PEE-HOLE TAKING BACK SUNDAY WOULD BE YOUR LOVE CHILD

by yesiam hung December 28, 2005

bloody sunday

Refers to the belief that Sunday is the worst day of the week because it’s farthest from the next weekend, plus the anxiety of going to work the next morning. To an extreme degree.

“If I don’t find a distraction to keep me occupied for bloody Sunday I may ledger myself.”

by Lauren Laf June 19, 2008

Lazy Sunday

A sex game where you put your dick into a girl's vagina, ass or mouth and just let it sit there without moving. Cumming is optional, of course. This is most effective on a Sunday.

I love Lazy Sundays.

by Thanos Chicken June 19, 2020

Sodemy Sunday's

Anal coitus on Sunday.

Ell: What you doing on Sunday?
Sally: I'll be tied up that night chick. Didn't you hear that's my fav., day of the week.
Ell: Why?
Sally: Sodemy Sunday's. Our own religious experience. It might even cut down on the pregnancy rates. Not to mention, the best way to let the world know to stick me in the ground, upside down so the whole of haters can kiss my....
Ell: WTF girl, there's no help for you.
Sally: Nope, I'm afraid not.

by SeirousA$aheatatack December 14, 2009