kermit suicide 

when you want to jump off a cliff because of mrs.segui

mrs.segui flew across the room and i wanted to kermit suicide

kermit suicide by yeetyeetjenny October 31, 2018

homo suicide

Killing yourself in the gayest way possible.

I'm having semi homo suicide tendencies

homo suicide by Jeremy44 April 25, 2015

Flashlight Suicide 

When someone purposely blinds themselves with a flashlight, usually after seeing something disturbing.

After seeing his friends facebook page, Jim commited flashlight suicide.

Flashlight Suicide by SpecialBomb September 19, 2016

Homo Suicide

It is when a gay person turn straight. Killing your gay self and turn straight.

"I would fuck you so hard that you would commit homo suicide"

Homo Suicide by Homo Suicide February 3, 2018

National Suicide Day 

National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger group of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.

Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.

National Suicide Day by aternis October 26, 2020

Political suicide 

(To commit ): to do anything and everything possible to sabotage your own political future.

Making stupid mistakes and decisions during your political campaign, even before your gain the office you are running for, is also considered political suicide

Political suicide by Uncle Dimma March 27, 2021

katie suicide 

1.Pin-up model from the website SuicideGirls.com.
2. Masta P-I-M-P Gangsta who loves bacon and iced tea.
3. Girlfriend of Jepha, the bass player for the band The Used.

Katie suicide is MAD hot and one motha fuckin' PIMP.

katie suicide by koala bear March 24, 2005