spiffed mix

When someone makes music that sounds incomplete, it needs a Spiffed Mix made. Spiffing up the mix makes everyone dance more.

It's a good thing that DJ Scott Spiff made his Spiffed Mix because the original track was not as fun to dance to.

by Meow Meow Bits June 5, 2018

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Stiffness

When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.

Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.

by Harder, daddy February 20, 2018

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Stiff Jimmy

A very strong mixed drink

after a few stiff jimmys I couldn’t tell my ass from my face

by Bummerdude March 3, 2018

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Sniffer

Jaimie Mcgregor

Jaimie is a sniffer

by Sniffer69 July 20, 2018

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Stiff bobble head

A person with constant reoccurring thoughts about yaoi and or sex of the homosexual kind.

Person 1: Did you just hit that lamp shade? It’s cursed.
Person 2: I know, but it feels like a stiff bobble head.
Person 1: bro, that’s cursed. Make that the title to one of your fan fictions.
Person 2: Thanks, now I’m thinking of some really innopropriate stuff. Wow, I’m never gonna be able to get this out of my head.
Person 1: I think you’re the real stiff bobble head.

by I’m the real trite here July 23, 2018

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