Sailor Head

Heterosexual felatio given to a man by a woman who was sucking like she's been at sea for months without masculine presence.

She gave me some mad Sailor Head. My dick turned purple.

by Sticky-icky Jackson June 29, 2007

Sailor Moon Abridged

A parody of the popular "Sailor Moon" anime. It is often shortened to simply "SMA". The appropriate age depends on how strict the viewer's parents are (if 18 and under), but I think it is for kids ages 15 and up. It includes the bulimic Sailor Moon, emo Sailor Mars, homosexual Sailor Jupiter, "Meg-like" Sailor Mercury, and idiotic Sailor Venus.

Sailor Moon Abridged: Episode 9
Sailor Moon: Don't come crying to me when the boat hits an iceberg!

Sailor Mars: I hope we do! The icy water of death will be my sancuary!

by CutieXOX December 15, 2012

Sailboating

A three-some consisting of two girls and a guy. The guy lays on his back while one girls rides him and the other sits on his face. The two girls face each other holdings hands, creating a triangle or "Sail".

The same thing as Eiffel tower but for 2 girls, 1 guy.

ddannnggggg! Dina and Snooks really know how to go sailboating!!

by Sailboatking August 14, 2011

Snailemail

email contact access with a person that does not have broadband internet. in which you cannot send them anything worthwhile watching and it may take them ages to respond to your email because their service is so painfully slow they dont bother using it much.

" dont bother sending any of that good porn to bob, he's on snailemail"

or

"it might just be quicker to ring up bob on the phone and tell him, as hes got snailemail"

by kermitgreen May 9, 2009

snailpaper

(n.) - the print edition of the daily newspaper which arrives in the morning on your doorstep with news that is already old and stale by at least 12 hours

"I am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the New York Times! By the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. I much prefer reading the Times online website with the up-dated news as it happens."

-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009

by PRwiz101 November 21, 2009

Snailjob

When one partner is sick so you blow your nose in a tissue to aid in a handjob.

I was so congested last night so I gave a snailjob to Alex.

by Ash0417 January 8, 2019

Sailfin

The full male genitalia through the front hole of your boxers. While having the back end of the boxers rolled and jammed up your asscrack like a thong.

Hey Jimmy, If I show you my Sailfin will you show me yours?

How bout I whipout the Sailfin and get this party started.

by Nicholas J May 13, 2005