scared child 1:SEX!They told me they were wrestling... *sob*
scared child 2:Its okay man, it's all over now
scared child 2:Its okay man, it's all over now
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I start off by kissing you so gently and romantically by only kissing your lips. Pulling you close me, making you want me. After 4 minutes I start to get a little rougher when kissing you, putting in a little bit more tongue, digging my finger tips into your spine. My hand going under your shirt unclipping your bra trying to make it as romantic and sensational as possible. As I unclip your bra you're slowly taking off my belt. I pull your shirt off touching and squeezing your boobs and lightly pinching your nipples. While I do, you help me take my shirt off. I pull my belt out and I lay you down on top of my new bed and put myself over you. I pin your arms above your head kissing you from your head to your lips then to your breast. then back up to your lips again. I stop for a second while I cuff your hands to the top of the post on my bed making sure you can't stop what I do to you. As your cuffed up shirtless boobs just hanging out in front of me. I have no shirt on, standing up looking at you all helpless laying half naked. I think about how you would look fully naked. I go in to kiss you more and more on your lips, boobs, nipples and lower. Not under your pants yet.
I start off by kissing you so gently and romantically by only kissing your lips. Pulling you close me, making you want me. After 4 minutes I start to get a little rougher when kissing you, putting in a little bit more tongue, digging my finger tips into your spine. My hand going under your shirt unclipping your bra trying to make it as romantic and sensational as possible. As I unclip your bra you're slowly taking off my belt. I pull your shirt off touching and squeezing your boobs and lightly pinching your nipples. While I do, you help me take my shirt off. I pull my belt out and I lay you down on top of my new bed and put myself over you. I pin your arms above your head kissing you from your head to your lips then to your breast. then back up to your lips again. I stop for a second while I cuff your hands to the top of the post on my bed making sure you can't stop what I do to you. As your cuffed up shirtless boobs just hanging out in front of me. I have no shirt on, standing up looking at you all helpless laying half naked. I think about how you would look fully naked. I go in to kiss you more and more on your lips, boobs, nipples and lower. Not under your pants yet.
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guy1: "yo are you some laundry detergent?"
random guy:"what? No... are you okay. I think you need help"
guy2: "yo heard you needed laundry detergent"(rips off his pants and hands it to guy1)"here"
guy1:"thanks"(walk away whilst licking the pants)
random guy:".....wtf..... oh sex"
random guy:"what? No... are you okay. I think you need help"
guy2: "yo heard you needed laundry detergent"(rips off his pants and hands it to guy1)"here"
guy1:"thanks"(walk away whilst licking the pants)
random guy:".....wtf..... oh sex"
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