Nerd Swag

The swag that nerds behold whilst doing nerdy activities.

Person A: I'm doing math problems !
Person B: You have so much nerd swag.

by nerdyswaggers June 13, 2013

Swag Slap

It is when you write swag on one of your hands and slap the shit out of someone

guy 1: Yo Jimmy I'm gonna Swag Slap you

Jimmy: bring it mofo

by jswag95 November 30, 2011

Swag Fag

An athletic douche who wears alot of name brands like Nike Puma etc. They alweays think there better than everyone and will pick on you if they dont like how you play sports.

Me:*throws ball*
Sam: Nice shot.

Swag Fag: No that wasnt you missed and you alweays miss you dick.

by spiceymonkie April 17, 2014

Cali Swag

Commonly seen in californians, Cali Swag is defined in the medical dictionary as " A rare and deadly disease that will turn a normal person from California into a raging, self-obsessed psycho ." People who have Cali Swag like to boast, and "strut" like a drunk man.

Cali Swag is incredibly dangerous and you should not approach a person who has it. If you happen to come in contact with Cali Swag then it is advised to call 911 and go as far away as you can from the person who has Cali Swag.

Oh my god, he has Cali Swag! RUN AWAY!!!

by Jmonster67890 May 13, 2011

Swag Soccer

Playing soccer while showing off your swag. Pants down. Ass up. Gotta be playing soccer well ya hear? Swag soccer is the best sport in the world.

Just make sure you got that swag turned up to the highest level.

Lana and Noah played swag soccer last Friday. They won. Everyone was impressed by their level of swagger.

by PACOLONR May 03, 2010

Skate swag

Skate swag is the highest and most Awesome of all kinds of swag. Males are most common for this kind of swag. If you see someone with this esteemed swag He Is more than likely a fucking bad ass. Dont cross him in a bad way or you will be made to shame.

Guy1: Dude look at that dudes swag
Guy2: Oh man he has skate swag we better watch out.
Guy1; Yeah man he's a bad ass

by TreFlippingBoss February 23, 2012

Mental Swag

Being on a higher mental and intellectual level than everybody around you

Einstein walks into a room and after an hour long conversation everybody in the room conforms to his beliefs and has ultimate respect for him demonstrating his superior mental swag

by PoundClub September 03, 2011