Morning Star:
Original definition: a medieval weapon with a long wooden shaft that has a ball full of sharp spikes attached to the end.
Take a minute and Google search this before reading the next definition.
Modern definition: When a GOOD husband/father who works hard for his family and loves them gets fucked so bad after getting divorced it's as if he is getting fucked by a wooden shaft with spikes up his ass . In some states his wife can cheat on him and he still gets fucked. He loses almost everything he owns, pays spousal maintenance, and half of all his money and retirement is gone even though his ex-wife is very capable of having a career and being self-sufficient. She purposely bleeds him dry because she feels unreasonably entitled and plays the victim card but is completely full of fucking shit.
Original definition: a medieval weapon with a long wooden shaft that has a ball full of sharp spikes attached to the end.
Take a minute and Google search this before reading the next definition.
Modern definition: When a GOOD husband/father who works hard for his family and loves them gets fucked so bad after getting divorced it's as if he is getting fucked by a wooden shaft with spikes up his ass . In some states his wife can cheat on him and he still gets fucked. He loses almost everything he owns, pays spousal maintenance, and half of all his money and retirement is gone even though his ex-wife is very capable of having a career and being self-sufficient. She purposely bleeds him dry because she feels unreasonably entitled and plays the victim card but is completely full of fucking shit.
Bob asks his divorced friend John if he would ever get married again. John replies " If I want to get a Morning Star again I would hope to star on an internet porn site so I can make money getting fucked in the ass instead of paying an ex-wife to give me a Morning Star." Bob has no choice but to respond with "well said sir."
Men today do not want to get married because it is 99.9% certain they will get the Morning Star if they get divorced.
Men today do not want to get married because it is 99.9% certain they will get the Morning Star if they get divorced.
by Paulie Walnuts 762 October 21, 2019
Get the Morning Starmug. One in the pussy, one in the ass, one in the mouth, and one in each hand.
An arrangement that is so logical yet oddly so rare in porn. Sometimes you think it's about to happen and then when the woman reaches for that second dick, the guy in her mouth will decide to do something else or the guy in her pussy will pull out. This leads one to believe there is something mystical about the act.
An arrangement that is so logical yet oddly so rare in porn. Sometimes you think it's about to happen and then when the woman reaches for that second dick, the guy in her mouth will decide to do something else or the guy in her pussy will pull out. This leads one to believe there is something mystical about the act.
The other night we did the Star of Aphrodite, and just as we completed it, the girl was hit with a massive orgasm and the lights flickered.
by Jim Profit February 2, 2010
Get the Star of Aphroditemug. by SmolBeanMarz March 1, 2017
Get the star timemug. a term you say after a long night/morning of drinking. usually in a state of hungoverness
an incorrect answer in a game of the family feud
an incorrect answer in a game of the family feud
"man, that was a crazy night............................................................................................FOOTBALL STARS!!!!!!!!!!" *people laughing*
or
"name a famous mllionaire."-feud host
"Football stars!!!!"-crazy imbred old gramma
hungover
or
"name a famous mllionaire."-feud host
"Football stars!!!!"-crazy imbred old gramma
hungover
by mr. dudeular May 10, 2009
Get the football starsmug. by SupaPsycadelics January 26, 2018
Get the Star-Crossedmug. when with a female partner, the man must be very sly if he wants to correctly perform the japanese star. before having sex, put a bottle of Sriracha hot chili sauce next to the bed. then, while getting intimate with your girl, secretly cover your hand in the sauce. make sure she doesn't see this. then, in one swift motion, shove your fist into the girls vagina and spread your fingers out. this will create a spicy, burning, probably painful sensation for the girl.
Jamie: " Dude, how was your night with Kayla?"
Nick: " eh, i japanese star'd her"
Jamie: " oh god. how'd it end?"
Nick: " shes dead"
Nick: " eh, i japanese star'd her"
Jamie: " oh god. how'd it end?"
Nick: " shes dead"
by Bhachu August 22, 2011
Get the Japanese Starmug. America loving, beer drinking frat stars, they are hard to ignore. They’re loud, proud and not afraid to tell you exactly how fratastic they truly are. They also enjoy sleeping with all the girl and happen to be the biggest dicks you will ever meet.
by Honeylove May 31, 2015
Get the Frat Starmug.