Smellavicious

A jaw dropping assault on your olfactory sense when enter the men's room on the turnpike, cheap bar or Mexican restaurant, often resulting in bringing tears to your eyes and taxes your ability to hold your breath. A seemingly unnatural smell that cannot be disguised with perfumes, flowery sprays and industrial strength deodorants and has a half life similar to Plutonium (Pu). The everyday manifestation of what Carl Jung was really referring to in man's inhumanity to man.

Upon entering the port-o-potty in the stadium parking lot, the carnage there was so smellavicious, I wanted to cut off my nose and hide it in a pile of corned beef and and cabbage for some fresh air.

by The Most Uninteresting Man July 13, 2012

smellination

An odorous hallucination.

Did you smell that blueberry muffin? No, you're have a smellination.

by stageman09 July 23, 2012

Smellbuds

When you can taste a smell. Such as when someone farts and you can taste it.... lol

Dude your fart is so rank I can taste it....

Hahaha good old smellbuds.

by Telejay January 15, 2013

smelliar

a person who smells and lies all the time

i cant stand ryan he smells like shit and lies about everything,he's such a smelliar

by keekness February 21, 2013

smelling my pocket

When that dank has a stank.

Mom: What is that smell? *Pokes around and leaves*

Friend: Dude, that was close.

Son: Yeah, she must have been smelling my pocket.

by FlopsyKisses October 8, 2013

smellerific

An amazing smelling person or food, derived from the English word smell

Man that pie is smellerific, it's making me hungry.

by Harry Wiener November 19, 2013

smelling construction

When a couple breaks off from a larger group in a city or town atmosphere alone. Sex is implied.

"Hey, where did Adam and Mary go? We're about to leave. "
" I don't know, probably off smelling construction somewhere. "
"Oh, we should leave them be then."

by PeanutSeats January 4, 2015