Cvnting Season

The season to surve cunt.

Dylan: Why do you have high heels on?

Funny and Tammy: duh it's Cvnting Season

by Tammyaep March 10, 2024

Cvnting Season

A Season where you serve cunt way more then usual. You can only be in cvnting season if you were already cvnty to begin with

Person 1: Why do you guys have high heels on?

Person 2: Duh it's cvnting season

by Tammyaep March 10, 2024

Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.

She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker

by DankTesticle June 24, 2021

Winter Season

A Time period where the most cocaine is sold

“I’m going to make a killing in these areas once winter season starts”

by SuperBaseAce1234 July 8, 2021

Balls Seasoning

When you scrub/Exfoliation your balls with the tips of you fingers to remove surface grime and unclog pores AKA Balls Seasoning those then used to season someone near you by dashing it over their heads.

My wife love to get Balls Seasoning over her head by while watching T.V on the Sopha

by Nashi-washi January 18, 2026

Carolina Seasonings

Carolina Seasonings
noun

The catastrophic event that occurs when a man handles spicy food and forgets—then enthusiastically goes to play with his girlfriend, accidentally turning a moment of romance into a five-alarm fire drill.

Named for the way it burns, spreads, and leaves everyone questioning their life choices. Common side effects include yelping, frantic Googling, ice packs, and a permanent ban on “spicy fingers.”

Usage note:
Always preceded by confidence. Always followed by regret. 🔥🌶️

Example:
“He thought washing his hands earlier counted. Congratulations—he just introduced Carolina Seasonings.”

by Let's Sea Um January 25, 2026