Team Sausage

-A group/team membership that includes an inordinate amount of straight men who have come to accept their circumstance of not having females amongst their group/team.

-This is common with coed teams such as Swimming and Diving and Track and Field teams.....and Wrestling

Teammate 1- "Dude there are no chicks on our team this sucks"

Teammate 2- "Bro it's ok we are a team no-less"

Teammate 3- "TEAM SAUSAGE!!"

All together -"TEAM SAUSAGE"

by Ishd1v8 March 19, 2010

Wisconsin sausage factory

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, a Wisconsin sausage factory is a sexual practice in which you spray an entire can of EZ Cheese into your Rectum. Then you then squat over your partner's face and expel the cheese into their open mouth for consumption. The expelled cheese usually comes out in sausage-like yellow links, hence the name.

I'm still full after last night's Wisconsin sausage factory, so I think I'll skip breakfast.

by Whirljack33 October 2, 2011

diaper sausage

The result created from a full diaper-genie.

The twisting nature needed after disposing each spent diaper leaves a long sausage-like chain when the diaper genie is emptied

I popped on my gas mask on and went to empty the diaper-genie. I ended up tossing the diaper sausage in the construction dumpster next door.

by gymsmyth September 16, 2009

Find the sausage

to give someone a blow job

we played find the sausage

by Tom Delonge December 6, 2004

cornish sausage

Inserting a steaming turd into a condom and tying it closed.

This cornish sausage appears to have remnants of peanuts and spinach in it.

by MonkeyHustle December 19, 2005

pink, velvet sausage wallet

A poon, a vagina, meat curtains, etc.

So, I was in the vinegar strokes with the village cockwash, really sticking it to her pink, velvet sausage-wallet, when some quumfer of a pod-nodger hailed me on the telephone!

by Avery December 23, 2003

Calabrese Sausage

A term used for when a man with a large penis has a very strong and extra hard erection due to sexual arousal.

The term comes from a Italian spicy sausage known for being one of Italy’s hottest and hardest sausages.

After getting a lap dance from that stripper I had a Calabrese Sausage in my pants.

by tedbr076 February 13, 2009