by ImNotACriminal March 12, 2022
Get the Reverse Taxidermy mug.Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.
Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.
by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021
Get the Reverse lambering mug.The Nigga Reverse is when you strip naked a random black guy, and stick two fingers in his ass. Once you do that, take all the shit, and shove it in his mouth to make him throw up. Then he will eat the throw up while you keep shoving your fingers up his ass, then cum in the throw up, making it smell good. Once you do that, take a spicy shit in his mouth, kiss him, and swab the shit in both of your mouths.
by Hitoocool January 24, 2021
Get the Nigga Reverse mug.Surgery to tie any random tubules to the vas deferens so that orgasm results in a wide variety of bodily fluids being ejected from the penis.
by pseudonymities June 6, 2019
Get the reverse vasectomy mug.When you and your significant other are both naked and somehow you have both forgotten the rules of leapfrog. This confusion occurs when one partner is lying on their back and the other partner (the penised one) attempts to pass over them. During this attempt their penis accidentally slides into your mouth and before you know it they are cradling your head into their pelvic region while moving in an undulating motion until they cum.
Juan and Luisa had wound up in a heated game of reverse leapfrog after neither of the two could find their underwear.
Luisa did not realize that their reverse leapfrog game had basically turned into a blow job until Juan said, "oops" and her mouth was full of his seed.
Luisa did not realize that their reverse leapfrog game had basically turned into a blow job until Juan said, "oops" and her mouth was full of his seed.
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017
Get the Reverse Leapfrog mug.The opposite of stress-induced heartburn. When you are so happy, you couldn't possibly notice something like heartburn.
Did you hear Jay was coughing up blood from stress-induced heartburn?
No way, man! That was before he fell for Ericka; you know, the blonde with the hot ghetto booty? Jay is so twitterpatted now, the only heartburn he gets is reverse heartburn!
No way, man! That was before he fell for Ericka; you know, the blonde with the hot ghetto booty? Jay is so twitterpatted now, the only heartburn he gets is reverse heartburn!
by SlipperyTurtle September 20, 2016
Get the Reverse Heartburn mug.An uncommon term for sexual intercourse. Derived from the fact that mitosis is a method of reproduction, as well as that mitosis in reverse could be interpreted as two people entering each other (a common term for sex)
Person A: Reverse Mitosis would just kind of be sex, right?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.
Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.
Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?
by karlplant May 26, 2022
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