pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019

pre-vert

pre-vert (n) when a person is obsessing and fruitlessly examining a past failure but in an extreme

"Chad was such a douchebag."
//
"Katie's such a bitch.
"I should've dumped (him/her) months ago"

"You broke it off, and it's over. Let's move on. Don't be a pre-vert"

by Content-ment411 August 6, 2019

pre-nutt butter

when u nutt a little before you finish if u know what I mean 😉😉

her: yo step bro did you really just nutt in me
him: no its just a little bit of pre-nutt butter

by pre nutt August 28, 2019

Pre-Game

(In relation to sex)
(Verb)
- Masturbating, but not climaxing, an hour or more before sex to boost hormone level and improve performance.

Me: I chugged a gallon of pineapple juice and pre-gamed like hell tonight, I can't wait to see <insert girl name>.

by Barry McKokkenner September 3, 2019

Pre tossed salad

When one person licks the buthole right before you lick the buthole

I was enjoying Danielle’s pre tossed salad

by Andielpy December 17, 2017

Pre-Game

The act of getting yourself ready before masturbating. i.e. watching porn 30+ minutes before masturbating

Guy 1: "Alright guys I gotta go, im finna go pre-game."
Guy 2: "wait, you're going to party?"
Guy 1: "no i plan on masturbating tonight but first i wanna get myself ready."

by Tay5117 September 4, 2017

pre-sneezin

The short spasms of inhalation before a sneeze.

Thanks for the tissue, but I didn't make it past the pre-sneezin.

by myk247365 October 7, 2017