When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.
O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G
by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021
Get the HISTORY PRE-TESTmug. The effect where pre-COVID era felt like a mere dream (or a trailer for our current life), as we're now 4 years into post-COVID era (as of 2026)
Ever since the pandemic, my memories from before COVID-19 pandemic feel like a distant memory, almost like a dream; I guess I’m experiencing that pre-COVID dream effect.
by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025
Get the pre-COVID dream effectmug. The phrase "Pre-rich" refers to someone who currently does not hold wealth of any significance but is engaging in actions that could potentially result in either a sudden or gradual increase in wealth, resulting in them becoming rich. This "phrase" labels someone as doing the right this to become rich but as of the current moment, not being rich.
by I ufdjvjjsv February 25, 2025
Get the Pre-richmug. Basically a poorly-known word for getting ready for the Summer Time in May, or summer sights in May. Can also be called Pre-summer.
by LouisGDYTUrban April 26, 2021
Get the Pre-release Summermug. by Fuckmewitharakemom November 5, 2021
Get the pre-pump pumpmug. A pre-bark is the low volume “oof” that a dog generates before committing to a full bark. The pre-bark involves forcing air past the floppy dog cheek in quick intervals .
The pre-bark is often used when a person or animal has the audacity to come anywhere near the dog’s house or yard.
Also known as a “cheek bark”
The pre-bark is often used when a person or animal has the audacity to come anywhere near the dog’s house or yard.
Also known as a “cheek bark”
“Why is your dog staring out the window and making an ‘oof’ sound?”
“He’s just pre-barking at someone way down the street”
“He’s just pre-barking at someone way down the street”
by Dr. J-Bone October 13, 2025
Get the Pre-barkmug. A bullaboy who say "p2bp" even though they first choice was naparima college.. pres men does bull each other in d bathroom
by kenzo balla #1 fan November 20, 2023
Get the pres "man"mug.