scran pookie

a person that pops up in your house and steals all your food while shitting in your oven at the same time

oh dam it my neighbour needed some scran pookie earlier now I have to clean it up!

I hate it when they scran pookie everywhere

by darn it slay cookiemonster March 29, 2024

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Kitty Pooled

When you turn that kitty into a pool (aka crazy creample cumshot in her pussy)

kitty=vagina

kitty pool can be licked out of the kitty by both parties.

Guy1: yooo do you know beth?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!

by anonymous1314799 April 2, 2024

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Spooky Pookie

A pookie who is spooky

Person 1: you're my spooky pookie
Person 2: why am I spooky ?
Person 1: you burnt an orphanage down, but it's okay you're my pookie, my spooky pookie

by A pookie who is spooky April 21, 2024

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Sugar pookie

Like a sugar mummy or sugar daddy but they're your pookie

Friend 1: “Will you buy me food?”
Friend 2: “sure”
Friend 1: “thanks sugar pookie”

by Seedling3246q May 22, 2024

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Shred Poodle

Shred Poodle - Alpine version of the Old Stove that travel in bulk on weekends during the ski season. Migratory patterns in Northeast/New England winter months from late December to Mid March, with occasional hold overs into early April depending on snow conditions. The Shred Poodle usually pack in groups ranging from 3 - 8 Old Stoves, depending on budgetary constraints which are many. Referred to internally as "Girls Weekend." Skiing abilities range disparately, although alcohol intake is usually consistent and persistent. The Shred Pack is vertically integrated, meaning they are well organized from travel logistics & lodging to dining & social scheduling. The Poodles exhibit pack behavior although that can be easily disintermediated with Goom Bay Smashes, Long Island Ice Teas or Mind Erasers. Culling the poodle herd on the later end of Apres is common and quite elementary; at least one poodle is prone to rogue and get separated from the pack.

"Look it's that three pack of tired ol' Shred Poodles we saw drinking at the base lodge apres."

by Regalsword May 31, 2024

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