Pinocchio goatee

When a guy shaves his junk but leaves his ball fro intact.

I ran out of shaving cream today while shaving my junk and ended up having to leave a pinocchio goatee.

by pinocchio69 March 2, 2010

Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter!

A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.

Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"

by Mrs. Hankey June 5, 2010

pinstabating

When you recently get talking to a super hot chick on blackberry pin and you decide to masturbate, could be after receiving some invited messages or even a pic

Dude "i got this hot girls blackberry pin last night, couldn't wait to reserve any filth from her so i jerked off over her profile pic, some serious pinstabating"

by JRF17 December 5, 2010

Pineapple Taco

A delicious tale of accidental allergic reactions, that generally occur on a Sunday

Let me tell you about my Pineapple Taco

by Kitty_lover April 22, 2011

pink pearl of love

the clitoris

he played with my pink pearl of love before we fornicated

by lamonster717 July 19, 2011

Pinny-Down

A birdcall for a person with two conditions

1) an abnormally small amount of brain cells
2) a head with a diameter below average size

This condition is typically found in teenagers.

After failing his math test, Brett arrived home. His father yelled, "Pinny-Down!"

by Sbrickz20 February 7, 2013

Pineapplebum

A person who often has pineapples shoved roughly into their anus, usually against their will.

"Ah, poor Pineapplebum. Bet he has a sore rectum."

by That0neGal July 19, 2013