A clit of pesto

A small dollop of pesto, "clit" meaning dollop/mound/blob in this case.

The word "clit" can only be defined as a "dollop" in this specific scenario.
For example, you can not say "a clit of sour cream", that makes no sense, it only works with pesto.

This pasta would be really good with some pesto, I'll just have a clit of pesto on the side.
I am not sure I like pesto, just serve me a clit of pesto to try.

by Ramonybologne February 17, 2025

Me Llamo Pescapalian

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Me Llamo Pescapalian

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

Entitle-o-saurus peso

A mythical creature that believes everything in existence—whether its money, belongs to someone else, a friendship or even a whole human—is rightfully theirs, because, duh, they were born with the superior understanding of the universe. This type of peso operates under the firm belief that their way is the only correct way, often trying to convert everyone around them into believers of their superior methods. They can’t fathom being wrong, so any evidence to the contrary is immediately rejected, often with elaborate excuses and extreme temper-tantrums and Verbal Abuse.

Whenever we get into a conversation, it's like talking to a walking TED Talk that insists it knows more about your life than you do—honestly, he's such an Entitle-o-saurus peso.

by CakeStorm March 2, 2025

Slaphead sex pest

1. When you shave someone’s head to skullfuck them shortly after.

2. A bald horny man.

Rose “ You’re not romantic anymore!”

Aidan “I’ll shave your head and skullfuck you!”

“Don’t forget I’m a slaphead sex pest.”

by Gill destroyer April 6, 2025

Post-Execution Steamcore (PESC)

A fringe subgenre of the totally real* musical movement known as Steamcore, characterized by an unholy alliance of industrial chaos, absurd performance art, and oddly specific sound requirements.

A proper PESC track must contain:

The sound of wet meat being slapped (meat drum, steak percussion, etc.)

Throat chanting in any language (preferably unknown)

Vague, alien-sounding nouns and verbs

At least one coherent spoken line that makes sense grammatically but has zero context

Screams, bells, or random telephone rings

At least one unorthodox instrument (e.g., tires, coat hangers, ball-peen hammers, spoons)

Steam noises, because Steamcore

Something called a polyphonic rupture, which nobody understands but everyone agrees sounds important

PESC is allegedly post-execution because it’s “what music sounds like after the final curtain,” according to self-declared genre prophet Fateswhim.

*Totally real in the same way Bigfoot’s Spotify is real.

“Bro, this track slapped — literally, there’s a guy hitting steaks in 7/8 time over a steam hiss while someone in the background keeps yelling about moose prophecy. 100% Post-Execution Steamcore (PESC)”

by Hollis Gearwhistle August 8, 2025

A Can of Pess

The name used to describe a cheap energy drink.

"What you getting from the shop?"
"A Can of Pess!"

by FixedEntropy June 10, 2025

Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Get there.

Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.

by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010