Personal Meal Prepper

An Individual who will Cater to your Cooking Preferences and Will Weight your Food out to the Exact Ounce. This Service Allows You to be Out the Kitchen More, and Gives You More Time to do the Things You Love. This Service Specializes in the Mid-day Meal, Making it Convenient and easy to Just Grab a Meal and Heat it Up.

Guy Lefort is a Personal Meal Prepper

by Muscle Morsels June 3, 2023

Cheaters Never Prosper

A bullshit lie that should be deleted as misinformation

"Cheaters Never Prosper" my ass. Do you have no idea how the real world works?

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2023

Jalpeno Penis Popper

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.

" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"

by Smit17 July 16, 2024

That’s proper benny

When you do something so stupid it’s similar to a Benny Hill sketch

Look at the geezer running across the farmers field to get his golf ball. That’s proper Benny!

by TheBGF! January 24, 2024

Alaskan Pizza Popper

When a human defecated inside a pizza pocket and/or pizza pops and freezes it for dinner.

"Hey babe, could you give me a Alaskan Pizza Popper?" -Woman
"Coming right out" -Male

by thegreatdaws November 16, 2023

Hobart Polyp Popper

A Hobart Polyp Popper is a homemade device that is improvised from a dildo and an electric power drill,
Such device is made by attaching a dildo to the end of a drill and then proceeding to put it on maximum speed.

My boyfriend and I were having trouble in the bedroom so I decided to create a Hobart polyp popper to solve our bedtime dilemmas.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

Pimple pooper popper

When a male defecates into a females mouth then the shit then comes out her nostrils then you proceed to have the roughest anal sex recorded then repeat

I told that bitch I want to give her a pimple pooper popper.

by Blackafrican June 11, 2024