Poop Snoop 

The act of blowing cocaine up another person's anus. Often done by people who can no longer snort the coke due to nose damage.

John:Dude! That poop snoop numbed my whole ass, it also got me super coked up!

Billy: Tight!

Poop Snoop by Anthonyiscool October 9, 2018

poop hostage 

While in the bathroom, beginning to poop, you feel the rumbling and are about to unleash a fury of noise and smells, suddenly someone comes in and you have to stop and hold it until they leave. Usually in a smaller office, and they'd know who was making the sounds/smells.

I was about to let it go when the general manager walked in, he had on those fancy shoes, he held me poop hostage until I heard the door close.

poop hostage by EMNM June 2, 2008

Poop tears 

Crying or tearing up while defecating.

"Man, that was a good dump."
"Hold up. Are those poop tears?"

Poop tears by copybarber March 7, 2012

poop smothie 

A combination of fecal matter blended up like a malt, made to drink like a milk shake. See fecal fetish for more details.

My boss enjoys a poop smoothie in the morning, he's a fecal freak!

poop smothie by devilcrock666 August 7, 2003

Poop Nose

when someone pretends to grab your nose and then pretends to swallow it, poop it out and stick it back on your face, you now have a poop nose.

AHAHAHA I GAVE YOU A POOP NOSE

Poop Nose by ladeedahdeedah December 29, 2010

poop pusher 

1) slang for a male homosexual 2) any male who gives anal sex to a woman or a man 3) a person who inserts objects into another persons ass.

"John loves the gay bars. He knows he'll meet plenty of poop pushers there."

poop pusher by Uncle Stinky May 7, 2004

poop cutter 

a slang term for the muscles that allow you to cut a poop short.

Her poop cutter was so strong she almost broke a mutha fukka off.

poop cutter by brian March 7, 2005