Corporate Padding

A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.

Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.

by Gary Grant Jones May 23, 2024

panty pudding chef

A man who gets young college girls to cream in her panties. Panty pudding chef. Just picture a well endowed Chefboy RD.

Dude, I got this girl so wet, I felt like a panty pudding chef last night.

by Jbjr4vols July 12, 2024

Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 2, 2025

Lily-padding

The act of sitting in a hot car after engaging in a water-based activity, such as swimming or diving, without turning on the air conditioning, allowing oneself to bask in the trapped heat and humidity like a lily-pad in a pond on a hot summer day.

Hannah and Dan were late to the party because they spent 15-minutes lily-padding in the parking lot after swim practice.

by King.Frog January 29, 2025

Faggy pudding

A pudding gays eat.

Kyle is eating a faggy pudding

by Tuesyk February 4, 2025

lily padding

When a digestively unstable person places down pre-deuce tp to catch their handiwork above the water to leave for all to see.

we have a secret office cretan lily padding the office toilet every morning at 7am to let everyone know whos boss.

by thevictim1 March 10, 2025

dirty puddin

used to describe one who inherits traits of a bitch.

He’s was acting like such a dirty puddin when i recommended pegging.

by eveningbush February 8, 2026