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Cock Block

Verb: Late 20th century:

Any rejection or 'blocking' of effort to spend time or energy in the company of another person. This does NOT have to include the actual use ofa 'Cock' or regard the opposite sex.

"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"

"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"

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"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"

"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"
by D.J. Playnice January 6, 2022
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Four block

Someone that is not reliable. Relating to Tetris, the four block piece is never there when you need it.
Man you're being a four block.
by Stag32 March 22, 2017
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Block Walker

someone who walks stiff and block-like
That person walks like Minecraft Steve, they're a real block walker.
by sugden January 17, 2022
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downloaders block

Same concept as writers block, but with downloading. When you have been wanting to download all this music, but when you finally get to it you really don't know what to download.
I got downloaders block when I was trying to download music.
by deefhoof January 20, 2011
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Doc Block

When something and/or someone prevents you from watching Doctor Who
1. My mom took my TV privileges away, I'm getting Doc Blocked!

2. Netflix isn't working, I'm getting Doc Blocked!

3. "Hey Man, did you see the new Doctor Who episode on Saturday?"

"No, man, my cable was cut off, I got Doc Blocked"
by iloveoz1125 September 24, 2011
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Cock block

When you have a few women to pick from and your mate comes round and cock blocks you from sleeping with any but doesn’t sleep with any himself but makes thems leave before going home to walk his six dogs
Bens cock block me again
by Popsinator January 1, 2022
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Beaver blocking

When a woman is trying to pick up another woman and her friend ends up pussy blocking you.
Yo,I was trying to pick up this smoking hot chick when her friend comes over and starts pulling at her yelling " come on its our jam gurl ". She was such a beaver blocking bitch.
by Rubin James March 27, 2016
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